31: Teleportation

14/11/2221 25 minutes

It worked! The 29th test actually reached 2021 apparently - exactly 200 years ago. A listener called Gustav emailed us at michaellasagna5@gmail.com. Thanks, Gustav!

So, this is now our first proper episode. We kick off discussing everyday technology from the year 2221 with one of the most common applications of our time, Teleporters. We explain that you can do your morning run on the other side of the globe, as long as thunderstorms don't cause interference when teleporting. And we explain that even if you have unlimited teleportations, you still can't teleport to Brazil if you don't have a Teleporter from GreenCell.

Also, Simon sometimes says Transporter instead of Teleporter, but he totally means Teleporter.

New episodes will now drop every week! If you hear them, please let us know by emailing us at michaellasagna5@gmail.com and putting the episode number (this time 31) in the subject line.

Chapters

• 00:00 - Hello

• 00:27 - Introduction

• 04:36 - Commercials?

• 06:21 - Teleportation

• 23:25 - Outroduction

• 25:41 - Goodbye

Credits

• Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

• Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk